Osiris

I like puzzling over many monsters and talking about them, but let's focus on one particular monster.
How-D-Do!

Come in Com in. . . um, Osirus, who is this with you?

Hello my good owl *shakes my wing vigerously* It's so nice to be in this um fiiiine establishment.

Me: Whoot, *points*

Osirus: Oh him? He's perseus, my dear friend, you don't mind a tag a long for the interview I suppose.
*shuffles about finding an extra tea cup* I suppose not. . .
Excellent! *Thunk* sits at table
Well, where to begin
Me: shakes off apron disgurntedly. Well, How about a little about yoruselves?

Ok! Perseus, will you begin
*smooths napkin carefully over lap*
Yes, well my good owl scholar, it went like this:

I am with the Heroes god series, with Pandora, Andromeda, Sun Wokong *I sit up a little straighter* and that fire dude.

I am god/balanced/dragon with very good stats and. . .

Me: Very nice, but what sets you apart?
Oh? Ooooh! I fell in the ocean once, and it took forever to get out. This one time, I had to sneak past two guards to get home at a decent time and I once saved an injured horse. . .

Me: No, I mean your skill set - how does it shape up?

Ah: Well, like this:
2 rows
2 Time Extends
2 Skill Blocks
2 Skill boosts
1 Bind recovery
Water - to Wood and Fire to Heal.

Very nice! Said I. So the rows is for power, the time extends is actually good for Ronove, the skill blocks good for the new leaders who lack the skill blocks, the boosts is necessary at this point and the soft bind recovery is a nice plus! Why thank you Perseus, you are a very well qualified indiv.

Osirus: Ahem, what about me?
Me: Oh be quiet fussbudget. Perseus is a very nice companion - oh all right, tell us about yourself

Oh boy!
Well, I have more recovery, but less attack - for now! My awakenings are:
4 Orb Plusses
2 TPAs
1 Heart plus
1 Time extend

Dang, you are all about attack power, aren't you? that's right! Not many monsters can boast to having orb enhances AND TPAs. . . well, except for Set. In fact, I am related to him in the egyptian series. Me, hathor, set, nut and nyphththyyyys, or something like that. She was always the black sheep in the family. Wanted to go to school and talk to the dead, all that weird stuff.

I will however, be getting a split ultimate!!!

**OOOOOOHHHHHH**!!!!! What's that get you..


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Top hole there wot! I see a pantry, Hey Perseus , Right behind you! Look at this cheese wheel. And this meat! You have it quite nice owl, how about a spot of lunch!

Oh no you don't! That was laid down by my father!
Osiris: Let's open one shall we?
That was a hundred years old!
Osiris: Almost as old as I am, hey persues, find the bottle opener
Me: *nearly sobbing* How about just tea?*
Osiris: Oh, it's no bother at all, *pop* *cork* *Swig* I SAY
Me: . . . . not at all, you're too kind *blows beak into mother's hankerchief*