Godfest!!! Otherwise known as mock interviews for new teams

Somymotherwokemeupwhenitwas4. Now this is usually a bad thing, but after hot chocolate, anything is possible.

SonowIdecidedtopullabunchoftimesatthegodfest.

And look what I got!

A strawberry dragon. Her name was Fishy, but I didn't let that bother me. the thing with the mouth was a little weird, but the tail. . . . .  I have a small hoothouse and the tail just didn't work out. (I am still fighting with the rabbits to fix the hole in my window). So she had to go.

Next up was Anubis. He smelled like death, and roadkill, but explained to me that he had just eaten a skunk and that explained the bad smell. I let him in and we had a nice, but very long discussion on the various tactics of combos. He required at least 9 COMBOS at all times to be efficient. I said that simply won't do. He would have to come up with an alternative. He suggested a larger game board, but I said no. So he finally agreed to keep his incredible combo skills and add a little dazzle for me. Anytime another worker used a skill, he would increase his efficiency. Anubis can stay.

Sun Quan came next. I do like the tiger pants and the tiger pet. Very exotic. I do have two of her already, but Sun Quan explained the whole thing out. She had 3 TPAs, good attack, a great skill, and a very decent leader skill. In fact, she argued, a whole team of her is not a bad way to go. She got the job, although I don't think it was her reasoning that convinced me. Have you ever seen a tiger smile? Hard thing to disagree with.

Valkyrie. An interesting character. Very pretty, nice big sword, and very polite. There was something distinctly English about her. She would be a duplicate and stated that it was high time for tea time. when asked for translation, she hinted that she might be getting a promotion from the island soon. I do appreciate promotions on all my hard workers. I like her skill, but I hear India will pay 15k for her. Besides, Great Britain owns India, not America. I let her go.

Carat. About to dismiss her, but she claimed she was being chased by a wolf. She stood in the doorway forever, hanging up her umbrella and shaking grass off her boots. I was nearly done with my tea by the time she entered my dwelling place. AnyWho, she sat down and didn't bother explaining anything about herself. She just took time writing the two words Skill Boost on a paper 11 times. Then she got up, went to the window, and used her active skill to blow the rabbits away and fix my window. She blew 4.6 rabbits away at once with the greatest of ease. And she fixed my window. Carat has a home forever!

All in all, five gold standard applicants! Not a bad show for my first large interview process. I do wish I could do this more often, but one little owl can only hire so many at a given time. Hoot!

Anubis, I am anxious about you eyeing my neighbor in that way, he's a very punctual skunk and it would be a shame if anything were to happen to him. He is always good about getting my mail in the morning.

hoot.